Check it out, we've got poorly translated Mega Man news from our good buddies at Famitsu, direct from the Tokyo Mega Man Summer Festival 2008! With the sketchy magic of Google Translate, you too can learn about winners of the Mega Man 9 and Mega Man Starforce 2 tournaments, Inafune-san's video greeting, and announcements about the next Starforce game (including the Japanese release date and names of the versions: Black Ace and Red Joker). Read it yourself and then spend a few hours trying to puzzle out what the hell you just absorbed. Best bit in the whole piece are the two pictures from the History of Mega Man display, including dozens of classic Japanese Mega Man boxes! Now I have to go lie down for a bit after reading things like "the doctor will draw a hawk" and "fans of Mega Man is the best summer memories!"